I’ve started reading How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead: Your Words in Print and Your Name in Lights
by Ariel Gore which I’m absolutely loving, and she exhorts us as writers to embrace our faults and go forth and celebrate them.
So I confess here and now I am officially a non-literary literary writer. I’m intelligent and can read anything, EXCEPT dull stories. This all began in high school. I was, as mentioned before, an avid reader, but something happened when I got into high school in the 9th grade (it was Catholic private school). The books they gave us to read were no longer interesting but important. And one day, I was forced to read “Ethan Frome”.
Don’t ask me why. This is one piece of classical literature I’ve never heard mentioned ever since the 10th grade. So there I was, 15 years old and shopping for cliff notes. I was a straight A, honor role, honor society, advanced class kid and I believed cliff notes to be cheating. (They didn’t even have the yellow Cliff version, only the cheezy red, 2nd class brand.)
The thing was, I read EF - or tried to. After 10 pages, I had no idea what I was reading and started again. And again. And then said, fuck it! and bought the cliffies.
Somehow I got a 90 on the test, because I gotta tell ya, even the damn cliff notes were boring.
Which is not to say that all literature is boring. I liked the Scarlet Letter (story about a hussy in a time when they were taboo), and I love Shakespeare (all that blood, and violence, and madness, and suicide!). Crucible was good too (evil children), and Jane Eyre was ok, but I do have passion for Jane Austen (early feminism). As an adult, I’ve tried to catch up. Les Miserables was miserable. Atlas Shrugged was great except for the 9000 pages of philosophy in the middle. Anna Karenina just made me want to drink, and don’t get me started on the 7?9? times I tried to get past page 100 in the Brothers Karamazov.
BUT I adore GOOD literary fiction. And I’ve found a truth: just because it’s old and studied in school doesn’t necessary make it relevant to my life. That list of books I have on this site? There all fairly lit. And yet, if I had a dollar for every time I heard that you can’t be a good writer without being well-read - meaning those ancient texts that have nothing to say or relate anymore - then I’d be quite wealthy.
So that’s one of my flaws. I’m sure there’s more…