Ok, I’m reading a book right now, and I’m all KINDS of pissed off at the author because of errors that are KILLING the book’s readability. I’m not going to name her or the book, nor describe them too much. I AM, however, going to detail the list of problems. I want to firstly note that this is not a genre I read a lot (supernatural romance, I guess), but that’s not bothering me at all. The romance is fine, the characters are fine, and the plot is pretty good. Here are problems that I’m going to TRY and avoid as I revise my novel this month:
1. Annoyed from the get-go. TOO many adjectives, adverbs, and descriptions in the first few pages. Oh, yea, and ENTIRELY too much many architectural terms I don’t understand (I’m not good at visualizing the dictionary description) that are not properly illustrated. I don’t care WHAT your protagonist does for a living, I should be able to understand what I’m seeing if it’s key to the story. Oh, yea, and never annoy your readers in the beginning because they’ll just be LOOKING for you to trip up. (I am.)
2. Stop setting up chapter-ending cliff-hangers and then having next chapter start the next day. I keep feeling like it’s that time in college when I drank so much I couldn’t remember all the stuff I did that was REALLY interesting the next day. Really. STOP IT.
3. Stop describing discussions. Really, are you kidding? You’re going to DESCRIBE the dinner conversation and TELL me it “danced around the obvious”??? You could have put me there and let me HEAR IT. (For what’s it worth, this whole section should have been deleted, since you already showed the characters “dancing around the issue” in dialogue. Not done perfectly, but acceptable and way better than THIS.)
4. I’m bored. Seriously, you have set up a very interesting ghost story, and 2 interesting subplots, but you HAVE YET (1/4 of the way in) to give me any meat about ANY of these plots- and you set them up really early! However it is true that you have HAMMERED into my brain about the protagonist’s neurosis, to the point where SHE’S starting to piss me off. I get it! Plot please!
Now that I have flayed this poor author, I really need to remember to be COMPLETELY merciless with my own WIP. REALLY MERCILESS, because I want authors to read MORE of my novels, rather than skip over my name in the aisle.
enough said.